gimmes:

bearsbeetsburritos:

gimmes:

I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

We started going ogre ideas. Everyone we invite needs to dress as a fairy tale creature. Sophia will come out and yell, “What are you DOING IN MY SWAMP.” Then this song will play and the party will begin. 

oh my god

gimmes:

bearsbeetsburritos:

gimmes:

I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

We started going ogre ideas. Everyone we invite needs to dress as a fairy tale creature. Sophia will come out and yell, “What are you DOING IN MY SWAMP.” Then this song will play and the party will begin. 

oh my god

thealphapigeon:

-annoying:

you know my name not my

Overwhelming desire to become a pigeon. Words cannot express my dire need to have beautiful grey feathers and glorious wings so that I may fly and feast upon dropped hotdogs and breadcrumbs.

melissasueart:

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so goddamn cool

welp I’m set for the night.

goatings:

thelemy:

homestuck high

alegbra:

kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

since there’s no circle, does this mean mr. krabs attempted human transmutation
this would explain how he has a whale for a daughter

alegbra:

kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

since there’s no circle, does this mean mr. krabs attempted human transmutation

this would explain how he has a whale for a daughter

hetalia-rainbow:

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"Sorry bro""S’all good bro"

hetalia-rainbow:

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"Sorry bro"
"S’all good bro"

hongkology:

YOU WILL EAT THOSE WORDS …

hongkology:

YOU WILL EAT THOSE WORDS …

metalheadswaltzing:

mcgonagirl:

kdaziz:

purgatoilet:

beenwandering:

help I’m having emotions about a cartoon antidepressant trying to be useful

DID YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY GIF AN ABILIFY COMMERCIAL 

yes but look at it, it cares about her and just wants to help her be able to function. It’s like “I know you’re sad. here, I’ll help you.”

LIKE OKAY THOUGH can I explain why this is exceedingly brilliant??  Because when anti-depressants work right, that’s what they DO.  They don’t make you happy or emotionless or unhealthy in any way, they make you FUNCTIONAL.  They make it so that a depressed person who can barely get out of bed can start to support themselves again and more importantly, start to THINK for themselves again without the permeating presence of depression.

Depression is a cyclical disease, that tells you to think a certain way, and, because you’re depressed, you generally believe it, and then things get worse and worse.  The ONLY thing anti-depressants do is to STOP that cycle in its tracks!!  Which is something to be ecstatic about and celebrated, even if you don’t realize it at the time, because when you’re depressed, getting out of bed is climbing Mount Everest.  Antidepressants help stop that cycle so that one day soon, getting out of bed can JUST be getting out of bed.  They don’t even expedite the recovery process in most cases, they just make recovery POSSIBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE.  So this little guy is portrayed with a fuckton more accuracy than I ever expected from a commercial.

It’s back and adorable

yuisensei:

r eminder that I AM FUKAMI LOVINGTRASH

yumikuri headcanon #1

chocodi:

chocodi:

ymir is inexplicably freaked out by the sweatpants thing (see below)

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so christa always does the sweatpants thing (see above) and chases ymir around the house.

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importantbirds:


hello yes i the hip young brib. what is ups my homes

Going the infiltrate a high school creat the FBI Bust-em show of Crime City.  ”Yo fellers See how good the skate?  YEAH am SO VERY high schooling.”

importantbirds:

hello yes i the hip young brib. what is ups my homes

Going the infiltrate a high school creat the FBI Bust-em show of Crime City.  ”Yo fellers See how good the skate?  YEAH am SO VERY high schooling.”

vixxtoobomb:

vixxtoobomb:

when an idol u liked fucks up
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when ppl try to defend them

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

Hey riders,
My name is Mr. Bones, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are lonely, lazy thrill seekers who spend every second of their day riding my horrible ass coaster. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten off my ride? I, mean, I guess it’s fun to go on a roller coaster once in a while, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than staying in the park after closing.

Don’t be a stranger (we’ll have plenty of time to get to know each other). Just hit me with your best shot. My ride’s pretty much perfect. It’s got 40,000 feet of track, and takes 4 years to ride once. What have you accomplished in life, other than scream “I want to get off Mr. Bone’s Wild Ride!” I also get lines heading straight out of the park, and my ride ends with a bang (Some riders just blew up. Shit was SO spooky). You are all losers who will die on my ride. Thanks for riding.

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(Pic related: It’s me and my wild ride.)

CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?

CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?